I Heart My Little A Holes

Plus, there's that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing. In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert shares hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children.

I Heart My Little A Holes

I Heart My Little A Holes

Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog. Once upon a time you and your partner had a perfect life: dinners out, weekend mornings cuddling in bed, brunch with friends. Then you gave birth to a poop machine (or two). Now, it's all about the pediatrician, breast pumps, princess dresses, and minivans. And discovering that your pride and joy is actually a little A-hole. When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he's an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she's an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely paint the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they're a-holes. At times like these, it's only natural to want to kill them (or yourself). But it's against the law (and there's the suicide hotline). Plus, there's that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing. In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert shares hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children. Accompanied by cheery illustrations and photos I Heart My Little A-Holes will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.

More Books:

I Heart My Little A-Holes
Language: en
Pages: 304
Authors: Karen Alpert
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2014-04-08 - Publisher: Harper Collins

Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog. Once upon a time you and your partner
I Heart My Little A-holes
Language: en
Pages: 287
Authors: Karen Alpert (Blogger)
Categories: Motherhood
Type: BOOK - Published: 2014 - Publisher:

Karen Alpert, writer of the blog Baby Sideburns, shares funny stories and pictures from her experiences raising her young son and daughter.
Vagabonding with Kids: Alaska
Language: en
Pages:
Authors: AK Turner
Categories: Travel
Type: BOOK - Published: 2017-12-05 - Publisher: Fever Streak Press

Don't forget the bear spray. This is foremost in AK Turner's mind as she travels with her husband and two daughters north through Canada, along the Alaska Marine Highway, and ultimately to a tiny, roadless island, accessible only by boat from the nearby town of Sitka. The foursome adapts to
Vagabonding with Kids: Brazil
Language: en
Pages:
Authors: AK Turner
Categories: Travel
Type: BOOK - Published: 2017-05-01 - Publisher: Fever Streak Press

Summary: The Turners are on the road again in a raucous continuation of the Vagabonding with Kids series, exploring Brazil from the Amazon rain forest to Rio's famed Copacabana Beach. But this time the in-laws are along for the ride, and three generations have to survive close quarters, radioactive beaches,
Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-holes
Language: en
Pages: 272
Authors: Karen Alpert
Categories: Family & Relationships
Type: BOOK - Published: 2021-04-27 - Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

As fans of Karen Alpert's beloved parenting blog Baby Sideburns know, sometimes kids act like real a-holes, whether it's throwing tantrums at the grocery store, or kicking the airplane seat in front of them, or refusing to brush their teeth at night. But rather than add two more jerks to

Popular All Time

If I Have to Tell You One More Time...
The Whole-Brain Child
Moms on Call Basic Baby Care: 0-6 Months
Oh Crap! Potty Training
Moms on Call Next Steps Baby Care: 6-15 Months
Cribsheet
The Sober Diaries
No-Drama Discipline
Bringing Up Bébé
The Price You Pay for College
Moms on Call Toddler Book
How to Stop Losing Your Sh*t with Your Kids
13 Things Mentally Strong Parents Don't Do
No Bad Kids: Toddler Discipline Without Shame
How to Talk So Kids Will Listen & Listen So Kids Will Talk
Stress-Free Potty Training
Jo Frost's Toddler Rules